i want to be a bus driver when i grow up just so i can run people over
beep beep mother fuckers
(via comical-derpina)
if anyone else wants to be in my tumblr family just message me! i’m going to bed so i’ll do them tomorrow goodnight(:
s0und0fsilence asked: Can I be the dragon? I'll guard the house.
surely
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crazy-b3autiful-life asked: can i be your father's brother's ex wife's sister's cousin's friend in your tumblr family???
aha yes
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narwhalsareevolvedunicorns asked: CAN I BE YOUR SWAGGY MOMMA?? LOL OR ANYTHING ELSE.
YEAH
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some-wonderful asked: can i be the fat Jesus of your family? :)
yes!
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xokwillickxo asked: can i be the turtle in your tumblr family?(:
yup!
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Anonymous asked: stop fucking posting every question you get.. honestly noone gives a rats ass
i’m sorry i’m doing something at the moment. you don’t like it? unfollow me no one gives a rats ass
i-was-eating-babies-when-i asked: can i be the llama? ppplllleeeeaaassseee
yessss
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